1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:04,479 {\an8}This programme contains strong language. 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,720 What the hell? 3 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,280 TOY CLATTERS 4 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:17,279 Sadie. Sadie? Dad? 5 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:19,560 Oh, my God. 6 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:19,559 DOOR SLAMS 7 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:20,959 - SOFTLY: - Jesus Christ! 8 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,839 I thought she'd been kidnapped. 9 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:24,599 Who'd want to kidnap Sadie? 10 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:25,999 Who wouldn't want to kidnap Sadie? 11 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,319 What's wrong with her? She's perfect. 12 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:28,719 Whoa, whoa, whoa. All right, love. 13 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:31,199 Have you had a big coffee down the shops? 14 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:32,440 Yeah. 15 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:32,439 SADIE GURGLES 16 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:33,959 Why are all her toys outside? 17 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,719 Cos plastic is toxic. 18 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:38,159 I mean, if Sadie ate that, she'd be in real trouble. 19 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:40,799 Because of choking? No, I've thrown out everything that's choke-sized. 20 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,159 Choking is a hazard, 21 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:45,559 but ingesting or even touching plastic is catastrophic. 22 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,599 I've been doing some research - on the YouTube. 23 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,039 Oh, God. 24 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,919 All plastic is evil. 25 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,759 And I don't want to make the same mistakes with Sadie 26 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:54,599 as I made with you and Catherine. 27 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,399 WHISPERS: I mean, she's in prison, isn't she? 28 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:57,839 - WHISPERS: - I know. 29 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,200 But not because she ate the feet off her Barbie. 30 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,399 Although... 31 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:04,799 Well, what's she gonna play with now? 32 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:05,920 Oh. 33 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,519 Ta-da. 34 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:12,119 It's all I could afford, you know. 35 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,479 They're really expensive - that's how you know they're good. 36 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:15,959 - What does it do? - Um... 37 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,799 Well, not everything has to do something, Gemma! 38 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,000 SADIE COOS 39 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:18,999 Look! 40 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,359 She loves it. Look, look. 41 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,719 Look, a little car - look. 42 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,559 HE IMITATES CAR He's coming round the corner. 43 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:24,719 HE BLOWS RASPBERRIES 44 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,319 He's coming round the corner. What's he doin'? 45 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,440 HE BLOWS RASPBERRIES 46 00:01:32,151 --> 00:01:34,239 DISTANT DOOR SLAMS 47 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:35,839 Fucking hell, Gem. 48 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:36,919 What? 49 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,519 That's the colour that they wear on G Wing. 50 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:40,879 They'll have you scrubbing the toilets 51 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,119 quicker than you can say, "I used to be hot." 52 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,799 Yeah, well, the beige hides the milk stains. 53 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,759 And I am still hot, thank you. 54 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:51,279 You asked your cute pharmacist out yet? 55 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,800 No. Not yet. 56 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,719 But when I do, you know - 57 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,239 never been turned down. 58 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:00,399 IF you're sure that you've still got it... 59 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,639 Got it? 60 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:02,919 No, I am it. 61 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:07,400 ..then, um, well, you won't mind doing me a teeny, tiny favour... 62 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,039 ..and tugging my solicitor off. 63 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:12,319 - HISSES: - That's not a favour! 64 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,959 That's like, I don't know - assault? 65 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,279 Oh, no, no! 66 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,399 No no. No, no, no. 67 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:18,480 He'll like it. 68 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:20,610 Cat! 69 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,319 He won't return my calls. 70 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,559 The answer is still no. 71 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:26,610 Ugh! 72 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:29,479 The old Gemma would have done it. 73 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:30,560 No, she wouldn't! 74 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:34,159 Anyway, just in case you change your mind, 75 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:36,439 he really likes the sting 76 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,440 and the smell of anti-bac gel. 77 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,679 Don't ask me how I know that. 78 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:43,479 I'm not gonna. 79 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,079 {\an8} 80 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,880 {\an8} 81 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,879 {\an8}DOOR SHUTS 82 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,399 {\an8} 83 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:49,799 {\an8} 84 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,959 {\an8}- GIGGLES: I know! - Hiya, baby. 85 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,240 {\an8}SADIE COOS 86 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:55,919 {\an8}Three lemons and a stick? 87 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:57,599 Er, three organic lemons! 88 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,319 Only the best for my granddaughter. 89 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,639 The stick's not organic, then? 90 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,280 It better be. It cost me a tenner. 91 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:09,239 Dad, I was wondering - how would you feel about baby-sitting Sadie? 92 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,679 Well, what do you think I've been doing for the last three hours? 93 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,399 No, I mean like all night. 94 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,519 Oh. 95 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:17,039 I kind of miss the old Gemma. 96 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,959 You know, the one who went on dates, had fun. 97 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,560 I'd love to. 98 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:24,799 Can Derek come over? 99 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:25,920 Absolutely not. 100 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,200 Hiya. 101 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,719 Gemma, you look amazing. 102 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,719 Oh, really? 103 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,559 I've got you a present. 104 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:45,919 Wow. 105 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,799 - Yeah. - Thank you. - It is 106 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,559 ..a yellow box of hypodermic needles. 107 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,599 That's...that's amazing, that, Gemma. Thank you. 108 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,319 Didn't you give birth, like, six months ago? 109 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,959 Mm-hm, but people keep hold of these things for years, don't they? 110 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,359 Cos you can't just chuck them in a bin, can you? 111 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:02,999 No. N-No, you can't, Gemma. It's... It's medical waste. 112 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,039 Exactly. 113 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,680 Which is why I did not do that. 114 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,760 Er, look, sorry if I've been a bit... 115 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,040 ..distant, lately. 116 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,519 Have you? 117 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,799 It's just having a baby's such a big thing, 118 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:20,239 and I was I thinking... 119 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,319 Well, I wasn't... I wasn't sure, 120 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,159 but I thought maybe y-you'd want space. 121 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,519 Oh! 122 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:30,319 What I actually wanted was some very large sanitary pads. 123 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:33,479 Yeah, er... Yeah, 'course. Of course, sure. 124 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,519 I'm joking. It's a joke. 125 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,280 Ha-ha-ha. 126 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,280 SHE CHUCKLES 127 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,090 Do you want to have a night out soon? 128 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:45,599 Yeah. Yeah. I would ab... I would absolutely love that - 129 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,199 me, you and Cherry. 130 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:48,839 Yeah. 131 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:52,080 Or just me and you - alone. 132 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,159 Um... 133 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:57,439 I should have told you he was seeing someone else. 134 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,359 I only found out myself a few days ago 135 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,639 - when I popped in for more nit shampoo. - Yeah, it's fine. 136 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,279 I'm fine. I'm fine. 137 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:05,720 It's OK not to be fine. 138 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:09,639 I missed my chance, didn't I? 139 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:11,119 Did I ever even have a chance? 140 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,350 Xander was really into you, trust me. He just... 141 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,719 ..moved on. 142 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:18,639 Fucking hell. 143 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:20,239 I mean, I just had a baby! 144 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:23,799 I know! Men are very simple creatures. 145 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,239 SADIE COOS 146 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,319 All right, king? 147 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,399 - I brought supplies. - Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 148 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:29,640 WHISPERS: Shut the door. 149 00:05:29,641 --> 00:05:32,719 Right, come on. Talk me through this outfit. 150 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,160 OK. So... 151 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:36,520 Oh, wow. 152 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,919 This is my weapons-grade pulling dress, OK? 153 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,199 I wore this on my best ever night out - 154 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:46,119 which we will be recreating tonight, down to the very last detail. 155 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,279 I just want to snog someone really fit. 156 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:49,439 And that. 157 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:50,759 Shush, shush, shush. 158 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,599 - WHISPERS: - You'd better stop shushing me! 159 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,319 You know I find it triggering. 160 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:57,079 And you do know that baby's not asleep, don't you? 161 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,559 Gemma doesn't want you here. 162 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:01,159 Oh, fucking bitch. 163 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:02,799 Hey! Not in front of Sadie. 164 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,479 She's going to have to learn sometime, Malcolm. 165 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:06,919 Anyway, I brought supplies. 166 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:09,039 Yeah, I don't drink around the baby, do I? 167 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,839 It's not booze. 168 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:13,040 I got you a really big tub of nappy creme. 169 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:15,839 Does it have plastic in it? 170 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:17,240 You know what? I don't know. 171 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:25,399 SOFTLY: Ohh, what's he like? What's he like? 172 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,559 If you want me go, just say. 173 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,399 Just stay here until Gemma's gone, all right? 174 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:31,560 Get that door. 175 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,160 You're complicit now, Sadie. 176 00:06:36,231 --> 00:06:39,959 I'm not ready to go through that again. 177 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,359 Pfft! It took me a year to even look at Lance's todge 178 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,519 - after I gave birth. - TMI, babe. 179 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:45,959 And when I did, it was another eight weeks 180 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,399 before I could even touch it. 181 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,319 OK, am I forgetting anything? 182 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:50,639 Oh, er, passport. 183 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,799 - Yes! - I was joking. 184 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,679 Well, no, we're not gonna leave the country, 185 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,799 - but we might hire a yacht. - In Stockport? 186 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,159 Yeah, the old Gemma did it - twice. 187 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,199 Oh. 188 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,919 Ooh, do you want to pump those bad boys before we head out? 189 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,159 {\an8}Are you kidding?! 190 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,959 {\an8}These are working for me tonight. 191 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,280 SADIE BABBLES 192 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,279 OK, so, 193 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:09,119 if you want to take her for a walk in the morning, 194 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:12,479 you've got nappies, wipes, spare clothes... 195 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:13,999 Uh-huh. 196 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,239 Oh, ha-ha. 197 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:16,839 Er, don't think I need that, love. 198 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:18,239 THEY CHUCKLE 199 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,879 And if there are any problems... 200 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:21,799 Yeah, no, don't worry, I'll just call you. 201 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,079 No, I was gonna say, "Can you try and sort them out yourself?" 202 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,639 Er, yeah, sure. 203 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:26,919 Not if it's an emergency, 204 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:29,199 but try not call if you can't find the cheese grater. 205 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,279 Or scissors. 206 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,479 Or batteries for the new remote. 207 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:35,120 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. OK. 208 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:35,119 HE CHUCKLES 209 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,479 I mean how much trouble can one man and a baby get into, 210 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:38,879 sat in a flat all night? 211 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,999 Fire. Flood. Baby drinks bleach? 212 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,320 Right. Shut up. 213 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,719 - Hiya. - All right, ladies? 214 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:49,079 Ha. Right. Hey. Pizza time? 215 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:51,599 You know what? I'm feeling a bit adventurous, 216 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,159 so I might have that one with an egg on it. 217 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:55,159 Oh, yeah, I should have said sooner, boss man - 218 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,479 - we're going out. - What? No. 219 00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:00,359 No. Me and Sadie are not leaving this flat. 220 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:02,120 No way. 221 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,959 So this kitten we're gonna pick up, 222 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,919 do you think it'll be all right with Sadie? 223 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:11,919 You know, what if she gets a rash? You still got that creme? 224 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:15,079 Yeah, I might have been fibbin' about the kitten. 225 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:17,679 Oh...you! 226 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,399 God! Turn this car around. 227 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,359 Yeah, you know I'm not gonna do that, Malcolm. 228 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,159 God! I've got one job and that's to look after Sadie. 229 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,079 And to have coins for parking. 230 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,879 Relax, it's not like I'm taking us all abseiling, is it? 231 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:30,760 HE GROANS 232 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:35,399 All right, look, my eldest has informed me 233 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:38,359 that her mother is getting remarried 234 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:40,679 and tonight is the engagement party. 235 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:42,919 Oh, mate, I'm sorry. 236 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:44,839 Obviously, I don't give a fuck. 237 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,919 - OK. - Get your hands off me. - All right. 238 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:49,959 Well, why are me and Sadie here? 239 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:54,040 You two are here to help me ruin her night, just like she ruined my life. 240 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:58,559 DEREK SIGHS 241 00:08:58,560 --> 00:08:59,919 MEN BICKER 242 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:01,559 Urgh, "British Tapas"? 243 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,920 Yeah, this place might have changed a bit. 244 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,679 Ugh, it's giving banker wanker. 245 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,599 Oh, sorry I'm late. 246 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:13,919 - Here she is. - I'll catch up. 247 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,319 - Three of those, please. - No problem. 248 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,919 - Er, Rita? - Mm? - They're not ours. 249 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:19,000 So? 250 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:22,839 Have you had some tea? 251 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:24,199 You know, lined your stomach? 252 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,639 Well, my plan was to grab a chip butty on the way here, 253 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,879 but I got myself accidentally locked in a park. 254 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,799 The only thing to eat was litter and pine cones, 255 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:33,279 and that's not a good tea by anyone's standards. 256 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:34,839 You got locked in the park? 257 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,159 Yeah. But I'm fine now. 258 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,839 Do you want to tell us what happened, then? 259 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:42,439 Not every single element of my life is up for grabs as an anecdote. 260 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,319 - Oh. - Right, I thought we'd start with White Russians. 261 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:45,639 Ooh! 262 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:48,599 - Boozy milkshake. - Mmm. - Yum! 263 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,359 Well, what's up, Gemma, love? 264 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:51,919 Hey. 265 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,479 You said milk. 266 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,119 - Oh. - Oh. 267 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,750 - It's Sadie's feeding time. - Mm. 268 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,759 Babe, we can go if you want to. This place is mid. 269 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,319 I don't want to go. 270 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:05,479 No, you know what? I haven't had any action for months. 271 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,359 I am not leaving here until I've been felt up, 272 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,319 - at the very least. - Mmm. - Yeah. 273 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:10,999 Why don't you ask your dad for a photo? 274 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,319 Ooh, yes, please. Make sure you get his chest hair in. 275 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:14,559 Of the baby! 276 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:16,079 Well, I can have both! 277 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,199 Hey, come on. I want to get battered. 278 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,599 Slow down. 279 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:20,799 Sorry. 280 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,450 Christ, this is gonna be a right fun night, isn't it? 281 00:10:23,451 --> 00:10:25,759 I'm not sure about this, mate! 282 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:27,839 OK, Malcolm, once again, you're being a massive pussy. 283 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,759 Don't let me down. Come on. This is life or death. 284 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,290 All right, my love, it's all right. Grandad's here. 285 00:10:34,231 --> 00:10:38,639 WHISPER: Derek. Derek, I'm just a bit worried. 286 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:39,919 You know that she... 287 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,119 ..she might see something a bit untoward or something? 288 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,359 Oh, Malcolm, grow up. 289 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,440 It's a family boozer, not a strip club. 290 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:52,279 OK. This is our little secret, OK? Don't tell Mummy about this. 291 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,759 Good girl. 292 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,039 DOG YAPS 293 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,279 There's a dog in here. 294 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,159 There's a massive dog in here. DOG WHIMPERS 295 00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,439 All right? 296 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,519 Degsy. 297 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:02,039 So where's this engagement party, then? 298 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,400 Wrong Red Lion, mate. 299 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,399 MESSAGE CHIMES 300 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,279 Look, Debs loved it here. This is our Red Lion. 301 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,039 Not any more - she's changed. 302 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:09,799 She likes feta cheese now. 303 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,519 Oh! 304 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,199 Such a bitch. 305 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,919 Oh, God! 306 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,639 It's from Gemma. 307 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:20,359 She wants a photo of Sadie and we're not in the flat, are we? 308 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,119 Jesus Christ, Malcolm, she's not expecting 309 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,599 a picture of her baby perched on the fucking cooker, is she? 310 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,119 Here. Just get in really tight. 311 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,199 Give it here. Give it here. Go on. Go on. 312 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,919 - There you go. See? Right up close. - CAMERA CLICKS 313 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,039 Piece of piss. 314 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,359 Can we go home now? 315 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,879 No. There are six other Red Lions 316 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,719 within a half-hour's driving distance 317 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,079 of Debs' new place, so we'd better crack on. 318 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,399 - Cheers, Gav. - Cheers. 319 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,759 I want Debs barred by the way. 320 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,000 Consider it done. 321 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,920 DOG WHIMPERS 322 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,919 Hi. Shh, shh. 323 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:46,200 HE MUTTERS 324 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:50,319 Is that my baby's nose? 325 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,239 Did he take it in a cupboard? 326 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,640 "A proper one, please." 327 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,439 Right, come on. 328 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:59,519 So tell me - whatever happened on this best-ever night out? 329 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,039 Oh, OK. 330 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,879 - So I drank cocktails. - Ooh. 331 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,679 I danced until dawn. 332 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:07,319 I watched the sunrise with a very gorgeous personal trainer 333 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,679 called Mason. 334 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,319 Who months later, gave me an STI, 335 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,719 but we'll skip over that bit. 336 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:13,199 Mason Groves?! 337 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,599 - Oh, my God, do you know him? - Only by reputation. 338 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,160 My mate works at the knob clinic. 339 00:12:21,951 --> 00:12:27,919 This is the last Red Lion we're going into, you understand? 340 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,719 Yeah, you said that three Red Lions ago. 341 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,239 Sadie's tired. 342 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,599 And I need to change her. 343 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,159 Is that a baby? 344 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,639 Yeah. 345 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,239 Why? 346 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,439 "Why is it a baby?"? 347 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,639 Why'd you bring a baby in here? 348 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:44,679 Um, is there possibly anywhere I could change her nappy? 349 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,280 There's no ladies toilet. 350 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,040 There are no ladies! 351 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,919 There's no ladies. 352 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,959 I think...the gents are down there. 353 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,799 EXHALES: OK. 354 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,679 I'd better go and check it out first, all right? 355 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,919 - All right. I'll wait here. - Here y'are, take her. 356 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,319 Well, I don't want to take her in there. 357 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:07,230 - HISSES: There could be men in there, couldn't there?! WHISPERS: - Hurry up! 358 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:11,680 DOOR OPENS 359 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,440 DOOR SHUTS 360 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:19,640 HE GRUNTS 361 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,439 I... I... 362 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,039 I wouldn't go in there, mate. 363 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,519 What, are the seats made of plastic? 364 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:28,879 And caked in shit. 365 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,359 HE SIGHS PHONE VIBRATES 366 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,600 SOFTLY: Oh, God. 367 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,400 PHONE VIBRATES HE GRUNTS 368 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:39,479 Dad, I asked you for a proper picture ages ago. 369 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,359 Wait, where are you? 370 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,159 Er, I'm in the flat. Obviously. 371 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,120 Ha-ha. 372 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,119 MUFFLED COUGHING 373 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,919 Who's with you? 374 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,359 Is Derek there? 375 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,599 No, no. It's, um... 376 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,079 Foz. 377 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,319 Foz? 378 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,639 Hi, Foz. 379 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,079 What are you doing with my dad? 380 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:57,759 I'm having a piss. 381 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,319 He's joking. Yeah. 382 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,959 Oh, um, actually, he's not joking, no. 383 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,159 Foz is a mate from work 384 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,279 and he's just come round to use the toilet cos his broken. 385 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,959 You know, so we're just in the bathroom. 386 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,239 You're in there with him? 387 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:10,519 Yeah, just... You know, showing him the bath-mat. 388 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,479 Anyway, Sadie was asleep, but she's awake now, 389 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,159 so I'll send you some photos, all right? 390 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,319 OK. See you later. 391 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,679 HE EXHALES SHARPLY 392 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,639 HE PANTS 393 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,279 I think I got away with that. 394 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,199 Can I finish my piss now? 395 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,919 Oh, yeah. Yeah, no problem. 396 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,159 Right. 397 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,560 SPLASHING 398 00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:30,079 Why does your dad look absolutely terrified? 399 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,559 Hmm. 400 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,320 What about him? He's nice. 401 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,759 - That's a yucca plant! - Is it? 402 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,280 I thought it were a skinny lad. 403 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,600 Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're right. 404 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,399 - Mmm! - Ooh... 405 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,399 Now, THAT is a tasty snack. 406 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,559 Oh, if you're getting a snack, Gemma, I would love some peanuts. 407 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,680 Yeah. 408 00:14:55,871 --> 00:14:56,919 CHAIR SCRAPES 409 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:57,959 Oh! 410 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,039 I'm fine. 411 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,559 - Hey. - I'm fine. - Hey. 412 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,759 - Is your friend OK? - Mm-hm. 413 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,839 She's not had any tea, so... 414 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:05,999 SHE CHUCKLES 415 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,559 I'm Hodge. 416 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,879 Paul Hodgson. People call me Hodge. 417 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,559 - I'm Gemma. People call me Gemma. - SHE CHUCKLES 418 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:15,319 Ah...ow! 419 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:16,799 Are you having a heart attack? 420 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,199 Oh! Oh, let's hope so! 421 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,319 THEY LAUGH 422 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,679 So tell me about yourself, then. 423 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,439 - Well, I work in... - Actually, no, I can't do that - 424 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,679 I need to whimper. 425 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,399 SHE GROANS, SQUEALS 426 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,880 - HIGH-PITCHED: - Cherry! 427 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,879 HE CLEARS THROAT 428 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,399 Oh. Yep. 429 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,559 SHE WHIMPERS 430 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,479 - Hi. - You OK, babe? - My boobs are about to explode. 431 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,479 - Oh, right. - WHISPERS: - Are they fake? 432 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,519 No, you bellend, they're full of milk! 433 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,119 Oh, my God! Why?! 434 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,079 She's just had a baby and she's missed a feed. 435 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,279 Oh! How do I make it stop? 436 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,759 You need to get the milk out. Um... 437 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,679 Shall I... Shall I get a pen lid and a knife? 438 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,799 Why? 439 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,439 Like when people's throats swell up? 440 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,439 Stab the pen lid in and release the pressure. 441 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,719 You want to perform a tracheotomy on her tits? 442 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,759 Well, I don't know. 443 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,359 How do men know so little about the female body? 444 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,959 - Right. Come on, babe. - PAINED: - Mm! 445 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,719 - Rita, come here. - OK. 446 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,319 Just getting my bag. 447 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,399 Right. That's it. I'm calling a cab. 448 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,759 Well, can I borrow Sadie, then? 449 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,599 - No! - What? I'll bring her back! 450 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,999 Why did you even drag us along tonight, eh? 451 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,440 SADIE FUSSES 452 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,800 The plan was... 453 00:16:17,801 --> 00:16:20,839 ..to turn up at the engagement party 454 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,199 and pretend I'd had a baby 455 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,679 with a much younger, fitter, less-of-a-massive-bitch woman. 456 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,480 God! And who was I in all this? 457 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,879 Personal assistant? 458 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,679 I know. I know it's stupid. I just... 459 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:33,959 SADIE CRIES 460 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,079 I wanted Debs to think that I was doing great without her 461 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,320 and I wasn't some... 462 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,479 - TEARFULLY: - ..sad loser. 463 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,760 Oh, mate. 464 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,520 Come on. 465 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,519 MESSAGE CHIMES 466 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,399 - You're not a sad loser. - Ohh! 467 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,799 Finally, the fucking kids have given me the actual address. 468 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,319 Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha! Let's go, Malcs. Let's go! 469 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,999 Look, I'm gonna change her first, though, OK? 470 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,599 - All right. All right. Come on. - SADIE FUSSES 471 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,359 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 472 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,039 You need to self-express, babe. 473 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,199 Are you gently massaging your breasts? 474 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,320 No, I'm punching them with bricks. 475 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,839 She shouldn't even be here. She should be at home with her baby. 476 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:11,039 Who the fuck asked your opinion? 477 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,399 Are you starting on me? 478 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,639 Oh, once I start... 479 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,439 - Mm! - ..you'll know about it. - Oh... 480 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,559 There's been a complaint. 481 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,679 KNOCKING 482 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,039 Miss? 483 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,359 Yeah, no milking in here and I need you to leave. 484 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:23,479 - SOFTLY: - What? 485 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,679 Did you grass? 486 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,359 PHONE LINE RINGS 487 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,239 MALCOLM: Oh, no, it's Gemma. 488 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,639 Dad? We're coming home. 489 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,799 Oh...no, no. Don't do that. 490 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,359 Yes, I do need to do that cos I need to pump. 491 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,400 HORN HONKS 492 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,399 Disgusting. 493 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,599 Oh, my God, are you not at the flat? 494 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,919 - What?! - Um... 495 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:40,959 Where are you? 496 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,359 I'm in Derek's car. We're going to The Red Lion. 497 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,879 Which Red Lion? 498 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,879 We'll drop you a pin. Do join us, Gemma. 499 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,719 - Oh, fucking knew it. - I'm sorry! 500 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,760 LINE BEEPS 501 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,759 - WHISPERS: - Don't apologise. 502 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,479 Oi, Rita! 503 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:54,799 Are you coming or what? 504 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,839 Oh, get me a Bacardi and coke! 505 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:00,119 And I'll catch you up. 506 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,599 Hey! Don't touch my hair, Naughty. 507 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,080 Yes, Mummy. 508 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,479 MUFFLED CHATTER 509 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,919 HE GROANS 510 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,679 - Right. - Oh, Derek... 511 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,720 - Give me that bag. - Er, I can explain... 512 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,560 DOOR OPENS 513 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,359 - GEMMA: - Ow. 514 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:32,120 - QUIETLY: - Why is it so painful? - Um... 515 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,119 OK. So, here's the plan. 516 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,599 No. There is no plan, OK? 517 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,639 I need to express this incredibly painful milk 518 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,439 and pour it down the sink cos it's probably 30% Chardonnay 519 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,399 and then I'm taking my baby home. OK? 520 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,719 Disabled toilets? 521 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:48,279 - At least you get your own sink. - Yeah. - Why are you so spiteful? 522 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,799 You can't just give me two fucking minutes to go find my ex-wife, 523 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,879 bring her over, and introduce you as my hot new girlfriend, can you? 524 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,519 Have you lost your fucking mind? 525 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,119 Gemma, everyone says we'd make a great couple. 526 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,239 Malcolm says it all the time. 527 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,039 Would it hurt just to play along, eh? 528 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,719 I mean, Debs is a real bitch. 529 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,120 Apparently. 530 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,159 Derek! You made it! 531 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,359 You invited me? 532 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,959 - Yeah, 'course I did. Ages ago. - MALCOLM CHUCKLES 533 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,559 Oh, did you not get it? 534 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,399 Andy's been eating the mail. 535 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,159 Who the fuck do you two hanging around with? 536 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,879 Me and the kids have been a bit worried about you. 537 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,519 I'm fine. 538 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:28,240 SADIE FUSSES 539 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:28,239 Oh, hello! 540 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,679 Oh, who's this gorgeous little thing? 541 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,639 - Sadie. - Oh! 542 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,959 - She is my new daughter. - Oh, we're not doing that, are we? 543 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:38,479 Mm-hm. And this is her mother - my beautiful fiancee, Cherry, 544 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,679 who is also really fucking hot and not a total harpy. 545 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,999 Fiancee? 546 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,159 Don't fucking dare. 547 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,440 And this is my bodyguard, Malcolm. 548 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:49,959 Kevin Coaster. 549 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,519 Malcolm...Kevin Coaster. 550 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:52,879 OK. 551 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,159 Well, it's an improvement on last time we saw you, eh? 552 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,210 THEY CHUCKLE 553 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,839 See that? Total fucking bitch. 554 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,400 She seems really nice. 555 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,040 Are you sure she's a bitch, mate? 556 00:20:08,251 --> 00:20:12,359 - TEARFULLY: - She's wonderful. - Oh, mate. 557 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,799 She's the love of my life and I messed it up, Malcom. 558 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,239 There you go, mate. There you go. 559 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,040 Come on. 560 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,039 DEREK SOBS 561 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,319 You know what to do, don't you? 562 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,719 Yeah. Yeah. 563 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,399 DEREK SOBS 564 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,160 KNOCKING ON DOOR 565 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,800 SHE SIGHS 566 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,479 Hello. 567 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,959 So much for a fun night out. 568 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,319 CHERRY LAUGHS 569 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,199 It's been pretty shit. 570 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,239 Ever miss your life before the twins? 571 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,119 Oh, God. I did at first. 572 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,839 When you're in the thick of it, you're thinking, 573 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:44,479 "What have I done? Why two at the same time? That's nuts." 574 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,730 And, "Can I leave the one that does not stop crying under a bush?" 575 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,199 But when you realise 576 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,160 you're their entire universe. 577 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,640 There is no going back to your old life. 578 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,640 More importantly, you don't want to. 579 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:04,960 Thanks. 580 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:10,439 If it helps, I really like new Gemma. 581 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:13,759 And Sadie fucking adores her. 582 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,159 MUFFLED YELLING 583 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,119 YELLING 584 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,320 - SOFTLY: - Fuck! 585 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,799 ANGRY CHATTER 586 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,759 - Oh! - Oh, my God. 587 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,399 Dad! 588 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,399 CHERRY, SADIE GASP 589 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,759 No, it's OK. 590 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,999 It's fine. Look, they're not made out of plastic. 591 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,050 HE CHUCKLES 592 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,999 - Want to leg it before the police turn up? - Yeah. 593 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,959 - God. - Come on. 594 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,519 Sorry, Debs. 595 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:44,840 - Fuck you, Marcus. - Um... 596 00:21:44,890 --> 00:21:49,440 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0